We could use a few more volunteers for this Saturday’s Adopt-A-Road clean up 2nd Shift!
Sign up sheet can be found above in this thread.
Now for some inspiring words from ChatGPT:
Ode to the Riders Who Pick Up the Trash 
Oh cyclists brave, with calves of steel,
Who conquer hills with zeal and wheel,
This call is not for sprints or speed—
But for a very different need!
The ditches near our favourite roads
Are full of someone else’s loads.
There’s bottles, bags, and mystery goo…
(Not ours, of course—we’re a classy crew!)
But as we ride with wind-blown grace,
Let’s care for every roadside place.
For every can we choose to nab,
We trade in trash for club-wide fab.
It’s not quite Lycra runway glam,
But gloves and garbage bags—yes ma’am!
With every wrapper we retrieve,
The planet breathes a sweet reprieve.
And picture this: a cleaner view,
No junk to dodge or swerve into.
The roads we love, all neat and bright—
It starts with us—let’s do it right!
So join the squad, come lend a hand,
We’ll clean the roads, restore the land.
Then maybe snacks… or coffee, too?
(We’re cyclists—what else would we do?)
So clip in, suit up, don’t delay,
Let’s tidy up our Tour de Yay!
Because true legends, we have learned,
Are made where rubber meets… the earth we’ve earned. 